No matter what you do for a living, even if you're the Librarian of Congress and you're surrounded by a billion books, there's very little chance that you'll read anything better--today or any other day--than what my friend, Debra Fried, has written below.
Debra wrote a short column a few weeks ago about a bike accident and life.
I quickly wrote her a plaintive note. "Won't you write something for my blog? Please."
The best thing about advertising--regardless of what era you're from--is that you're likely to get to work with at least a few people who have a genuine soul. Souls are as scarce as microchips these days. The supply chain seems to be snarled.
Just an hour ago, Debra sent me the story below.
It's an important story.
About love of the craft of advertising. Love of doing a job well. Love that can bloom between partners, and how that love can spread through families and last forever.
If you're lucky in life and business, you're lucky not in love, but lucky to have love. It's the one commonality of success. Love of what you do and love for the people you work with.
Thank you, Debra.
For sharing the love in your heart and soul.
|A small, very small selection of work from Waring & LaRosa.|
Last of the Great Fucks by Debra Fried.
I was a junior
copywriter with a window office, which didn’t make me exceptional – it just
made it the 90’s. Everyone at Waring
& LaRosa had offices, except for the assistants – and they hung out in our
offices almost as much as we did. I had
been told to settle in, which took all of five minutes, since I had only a
rolodex, a stopwatch and an empty notebook, on which, without a hint of irony, I’d
drawn a lightbulb with lines emanating from its center.
was looking out the window toward 54th Street when I heard a voice
behind me. “You Debra?” I turned to see
a man who was about my height. He had an
impressive head of silver hair, dark brows, and a mustache, the colors of his
hair and brows, as if they’d mated and produced a perfect child. If he’d been
tall, he’d have been movie-star handsome.
Instead, he was compelling – the kind of face I’d have been riveted to, had
his hands not been so distracting.
He held a blue
kneaded eraser, which, like a juggler’s pins, was kept in constant, fluid motion.
He stretched it between his hands, as thin as the string in a game of Cat’s
Cradle. “I’m your fuckin’ partner,”
he said, and balled it into his palm, giving it a few quick pumps, before
pulling it back into a bubblegum-like string, then twirling it, lasso-style, around
his forefinger. Someone walked past and clapped
him on the shoulder. “Hey, you fuck!” he called after the guy, then shook his
head, smiling. “I love this fuckin’
place.” I smiled, not sure how to
respond, but he continued. “The fuckin’ account girl has a brief …”
“You mean she has
a fuckin’ brief?” I said, with a conspiratorial grin.
“What?” he asked,
looking genuinely puzzled.
I waved my hand as if to erase my attempt at a
joke, my mind racing for a new topic.
continued, it’s a good one – it’s AMC – you know that channel? It’s
cable.” Someone yelled “Lou!” from down
the hall and he shook his head with a smile. “These fucks,” he said, and I
tried to make a face that suggested I understood the fucks. He stepped over to the window and said, “The
fuckin’ Lipstick Building. Who names a building after a cosmetic? Ha!
xxxxxxxxxPeople.” The same guy yelled “Lou” again, and
he shook his head. “I gotta go, Pal.” As he turned and smoothed his hair, I
couldn’t help but be a little thrilled at the “Pal."
morning, we sat in Lou’s office. Actually, I sat. He paced,
whipping his eraser into a frenzy. His office had a drafting table instead of a
desk. Lou was about 20 years older than
me and had worked at agencies like Levine and Scali; names even I knew enough
to use with reverence.
“We gotta put Frank Sinatra in the
commercial. I fuckin’ love Sinatra. He
wasn’t tall, you know. Little fuckin’ peanut, like me.”
“But this is AMC – it’s
supposed to be about classic movie heroes. And Frank Sinatra’s not
really heroic,” I said, with a little laugh. His long beat of silence
made me wish I could take it back.
“Frank Sinatra’s not a hero,”
he repeated, to a spot on the wall above my head. “Ok. Fine. That’s
great, Debra.” He looked so offended, I wasn’t sure if he wanted to
hit me or cry.
“How about Marlon Brando?” I
“Brando! Hah! I fuckin’ love Brando!” he
announced, pausing between each word. “I mean, before he turned into
a fat fuck. Yeah, we gotta use Brando.” And with that suggestion, I began
to gain the acceptance of Lou Colletti.
Lou used his eraser for more
than just stretching and twirling. As we
came up with ideas, he’d hunch over his table, sketching. It took time, and back then, we had more of it
than we do now. He drew characters into
the frames of storyboards, mulling, shaking his head, furiously erasing, then
redrawing with a level of concentration and thought that doesn’t happen with
the click of a delete button. I could always tell how much he’d worked by how
blackened the eraser had become. Every
few days, he’d open a fresh one, slowly kneading it from rectangle to ball, as
if getting to know a new friend.
he worked, he’d mutter to himself – “fuck a duck, man, fuck a fuckin’
duck.” Lou used “fuck a duck” to express
everything from wonder; “Look at those tulips. Middle of Park Avenue. Fuck a
duck, man,” to joy; “Fuck a duck! They bought the spot!” to heartache. When our
favorite takeout place closed, he stood on the sidewalk uttering “fuck a duck”
so sadly, you’d think he’d lost a beloved pet.
At my first Waring Christmas
party, Lou stood near me, looking pale and a little
bleary. Unthinkably, his hair didn’t look good. “Fuck! How could I be sick at the
fuckin’ Christmas party? Well, I’ll just have one scotch, then I go
home. I promised Joan.”
An hour later, he led a
conga line in and out the door, a red Macy’s bag on his head. As the
party wound down at midnight, he taught a shy, awkward girl to two-step. “You
got some real fuckin’ rhythm, Pal,” he said, and she giggled as he dipped her.
A few days later, we stood at
the mirror in his office, elbowing each other out of the way, as I fixed my
lipstick, and Lou combed his mustache. He pulled a bottle of Visine out
of his pocket and leaned his head back.
“How is it that you put that
stuff in 15 times a day and always miss your eyes?” I asked. “Shut the fuck up,
Debra,” he answered, giving the bottle another squeeze, as more liquid ran down
his face. He straightened his head, looked at me for a second, then spoke.
“The doctor says Joan has
to have a fuckin’ operation. She got a little fuckin’ thing – they
gotta remove it – the guy says it’s fuckin’ simple,” he said. then added, “Come
on, let’s go out.” Amongst the many
things we did in those days, was leave the office at lunchtime.
We did a little shopping,
mostly for my stuff, because Joan had already bought presents for their boys. As we stood in front of Saks with throngs of
others, I said I thought it would be fun to be a window designer. He looked at me curiously and said, “But we
already have the most fun jobs.” He grabbed
my arm and steered me toward St. Patrick’s Cathedral, saying, “You gotta
make one stop for me, now, Pal.”
“I’ve never been inside,”
I said as we climbed the steps. He stopped. “You’ve never been to St.
Patrick’s” he answered. Lou’s habit of
repeating what I’d just said to underline its ludicrousness both annoyed and
amused me. He shook his head, unable to
process my confession. “Wow. Sometimes you kill me, Pal."
We entered to a hush that was
immediate and mighty. We stood in the
back. A homeless man crossed himself, then slid into a pew. He nodded to guy in a suit, who returned the
gesture with a small smile. Strangers out there, brothers in here. I looked to see if Lou noticed, but he was gazing
to our left. He took my arm and led me toward the candles.
“See, you put a little money in
here,” he said softly and stuck a few bills into a cup, “then you… well, this
is for Joan,” he said, lighting the match. As he lit a candle, a tear landed on
his mustache, where it quivered, like a drop of mercury. “She has a brain
tumor,” he said, looking at the flame. Then he met my eyes and whispered, “I’m
scared.” We stood quietly for a while, surrounded by flickers of hope and
The operation took eight hours
and the doctor said they got it all. Lou took some time off and eventually,
Joan recuperated, except for a slight loss of hearing. When he came back, we had a new campaign to
do; this one for Fisher-Price toys. There
were a few spots we needed to bang out quickly, before doing a print ad for
Mont Blanc. As the sun went down, I sat,
typing, Lou sprawled on a chair, his feet on my desk. Joe LaRosa and Saul Waring, who owned the
place, stopped in front of my door as they buttoned their coats. “You guys going home soon?” Joe asked. Lou told him how much we had on our plates,
and he said, “Ok, do what you have to.
But try to get home.”
Saul and Joe made the rounds
most nights before they left, like parents, making sure their kids were tucked
in. I told Joe once how I appreciated
the way he said “go home” and he answered with a shrug, “It’s really for the
good of the agency. We want our people happy.
Go home, go out, have a life. Your work will be better.” Waring & LaRosa won some awards, but they
were by-products, not the focus. Saul and Joe put brands like Perrier and Ragu
and Fisher-Price on the map and they made a lot of money in the process. All
while creating an atmosphere where people liked coming to work almost as much
as they liked each other.
After a while, I moved to another
agency, and Waring & LaRosa, along with Lou, and his fucks, was bought by
Y&R. A couple of years later, Lou,
who’d been laid off, came to my office to meet me for lunch. He looked around at the open seating and
said, “This was the fuckin’ death of advertising.” A guy in a baseball cap glanced up, then back
at his screen. “They make you sit like a
bunch of fuckin’ accountants,” he continued. “How do you work like this?” The
guy looked up again, this time, with obvious annoyance. “Sorry, man, we’re on a tight deadline,” he
said, and I steered Lou to the kitchen before he could say “fuck a duck” in a
We went to lunch, and I asked
if he was going to look for something new. He twisted his ring and said, “Nah…
no more advertising for me, man. I did my time.” He didn’t need to say it – we
both knew it – advertising had changed, and he hadn’t. And wouldn’t. And
Lou was an ad guy. He wouldn’t have been caught dead using phrases
like “consumer journey” or “brand values” and would have glazed over during
conversations about click-through rates or the merits of paid vs organic. He
knew how to sell a fuckin’ toy. A fuckin’ pen. A fuckin’ bottle of water. And
he did it really well.
“So, what do you think you’ll
do? Retire?” I said. “Retire?
Debra. What do you think, I’m some old fuck in a pair of stupid shorts?”
he said. He leaned back, eyeing me
sheepishly. “Know what I’m doing? I
already started. I’m working for a fuckin’ hospital. Hackensack – best fuckin’ place
in Jersey. Look it up.”
“Oh, cool,” I answered. “So,
you’re volunteering?” He sat up, as offended
as he’d been when I’d said Sinatra wasn’t a hero.
“Am I volunteering.” He sighed,
exasperated at my lack of understanding. “Debra. Do I look like a fuckin’ candy
striper? I’m working.” He took a
sip of his coffee. “I’m a security guard. And the best part is that the parking
lot is so big, they need somebody to drive people from their parking spots to
the front door – you know, the ones that are getting procedures and shit.” I didn’t know how to respond. But then he
continued. “I take them in my car. And when I get them to the door, I hop out
and no matter who they are, I give them a hug and tell them they’re gonna be ok.
Even the fucks. Some of these people, Debra, I’m the last person they see
before they go in. They need a little
boost, you know?” I tell him that if I were in that position, he’d be exactly
the person I’d want to see me off.
“You know, all I ever really wanted was to be happy, and to
make other people happy,” he said. “Now that’s
what I do. And I get great fuckin’
benefits,” he added, “so who the fuck needs advertising?”
He walked me to my
building and jangled the change in his pocket as we talked. That was when I
realized what was different. His hands were empty. He gave me a hug that hurt,
and as he walked off, turned for one last wave. I returned it, and my smile was
big, but I felt a little empty. Because I
knew how much I’d miss the sight of a kneaded eraser being stretched to its
limit, by the hands of a fuckin’ master.