“Before I opened the Tempus Fugit,” the bartender said to me
upon my arrival at the bar last night at approximately 3:30, “I was the
bartender of another bar. A very popular place, at the time.”
He hustled out from behind the teak and brought Whiskey, who
just celebrated her second birthday, a small wooden bowl filled with cool
water. Whiskey lapped at it in a desultory fashion, then lay down at the foot of my stool to continue
her night’s rest.
Back behind the bar, the bartender expertly pulled me a
sweet juice glass full of Pike’s. Not to be fussy about it, I let it sit there
a moment before I imbibed. It’s a thing of beauty a Pike’s is, like a Bernini
statue, delicate, perfectly-formed, detailed, surprising and as near perfect as
anything on god’s green.
“People of course said I was crazy opening the Tempus Fugit
in the middle of Prohibition,” he said wiping the teak in a tight circular
motion, “and maybe I was. But here we are 90 years later, and business is
better than ever.”
I looked around and noticed that once again I was the only
one in the place. But I let that go.
“Tell me about the bar you worked at before. Was it like the
Tempus Fugit,” I asked. “Did it serve Pike’s?”
“There’s no place like the Tempus Fugit,” he laughed “and no
place but the Tempus Fugit that serves Pike’s. Even in Pike’s heyday, even when
it was proclaimed ‘the Ale that WON for YALE!’ it was never an every man’s
beer.”
I nodded in agreement.
“I’ve searched far and wide for Pike’s and come up empty.
I’ve even tried to find out more about it on the internet. Zero.”
He looked me dead in the eye and paused polishing the bar
with his damp terry. He sifted his weight a couple times and then responded in
a low Gary Cooper voice.
“Listen to me. A lot of things can only be seen by people
who see them. The bar I worked in before the Tempus Fugit was a place like that.
The Tempus Fugit, even moreso. Even if it’s right in front of you…even if
you’re physically in the place, you aren’t there if you’re not there.”
“I think Buddhists,” I said as he pulled me another Pike’s
“call it being present.”
“Whatever," he dismissed. "The bar I worked in before the Tempus Fugit, where I cut my
teeth you might say, had some things in common with the Tempus Fugit. Most
pronounced, it was built in the center of a larger building. It had no windows
out into the street. It being a speakeasy, it was accessed via a labyrinth of
hallways, stairways, byways and as Sinatra would say, my ways.”
“I see,” I said. I was nearly finished with number two and
he drew me a third in a fresh glass.
“We called the bar ‘The Dark Place.’”
“A good name for a bar.”
“It wasn’t a good name,” he said, “it was the only thing we
could call it. The bar was completely without lights.”
“You mean it was dimly lit?”
“No. It was as blind as Plato’s cave. Lit only by magnetic
forces and the invisible glow of god. The pressure was off in the Dark Place.
You talked to whomever, not worrying about what they looked liked, what they
were drinking, whatever. It was free from all prejudice and pretense.”
“The Dark Place,” I said stupidly.
“The people who could see it could see it. And those that
couldn’t stayed away in droves. But those that saw it fit right in.”
I began putting on my coat and be-leashing Whiskey. I have
work to do today and didn’t want to get too far into a drunk. I closed my eyes
and pulled out two bills from my wallet not knowing what they were, as if I
were in The Dark Place.
He smiled an illuminated smile and pushed them back my way.
“On me,” he said.
"Of course," I answered.
And we walked home in the dim light of night.
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