I rarely take days or even time off. And when I do, virtually the first thing I do when I leave the dentist or the parent-teacher conference is check my email. This happens almost every time. I see an email from a name that sounds familiar, so I open it up. Almost invariably it is someone trying to sell me off-priced boner-enhancing drugs.
I do need a drug.
One that would enable me to check my email less often.