Thursday, August 21, 2008

Riches. Fame. Glamor. Mammon.

If you want all of the above, send me $1000 for the correspondence course that will surely be your ticket to a life of all things Prada.

The course? "Be an Olympic Announcer in One Easy Lesson."

Want to announce diving? Learn the phrases you need to know:
"She nailed it."
"Ooooo, she came a little over."
"No splash on that one, Bob."

Want to announce gymnastics? I'll teach you how to say:
"She stuck the dismount!"
"That little hop will cost her some points."
"She's been coached by the big Romanian practically since she was in diapers."

1 comment:

Laura said...

And don't forget to watch the "dismount with the feet together." These terms are used in diving, gymnastics, and in jail breakouts...