If you want all of the above, send me $1000 for the correspondence course that will surely be your ticket to a life of all things Prada.
The course? "Be an Olympic Announcer in One Easy Lesson."
Want to announce diving? Learn the phrases you need to know:
"She nailed it."
"Ooooo, she came a little over."
"No splash on that one, Bob."
Want to announce gymnastics? I'll teach you how to say:
"She stuck the dismount!"
"That little hop will cost her some points."
"She's been coached by the big Romanian practically since she was in diapers."
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And don't forget to watch the "dismount with the feet together." These terms are used in diving, gymnastics, and in jail breakouts...
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