Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Bringing the USA down.

As I undressed my way through yet another "security" line at yet another airport it occurred to me that those terrorists that we're told are lurking behind every shrub, pillar and doorway could very simply immobilize the USA with--as they say in the ad game--no fuss and no muss.

Eschew the anthrax.
Bag the box cutters.
Schmise the suicide bombers.

At the end of the xray machines, steal one shoe from everyone.

Maybe this is more Yippie than Taliban.
But it ain't bad.

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