Work is NSFW.

1.     in Recruiter: “I’ll call you tomorrow.”

2.     in ECD: “The client changed direction.”

3.     in CCO: “It’s not Cannes-worthy.”

4.     in C-Suite: “We’re realigning to better meet client exigencies.”

5.     in Holding Company: “Salaries are frozen.”

6.     in Client: “The CMO changed direction.”

7.     in CMO: “The CEO changed direction.”

8.     in CEO: “My husband hates it.”

9.     in HR: “You need to be more collaborative.’

10.  in Reception: “You need to show I.D.”

11.  in your Partner: “Apple did that years ago.”

12.  in the Team Above You: “We already had that idea.”

13.  in the Team Below You: “Broadcast is dead.”

14.  in Planner: “That’s not what we learned from Quant.”

15.  in Media: “It needs a logo watermark up the entire six seconds.”

16.  in Group Account Director: “The client won’t buy funny.”

17.  in Management Sup: “I thought the client wanted funny.”

18.  in AE: “That won’t work in pre-roll.’

19.  in AAE: “There’s no budget for dinner money.”

20.  in AAAE: “I can’t run out and get coffee until 5:30.”

21.  in Social: “That won’t appeal to Gen Z.”

22.  in Production: “Both Bryan and Lance hated it.”

23.  in Director: “Pytka would never shoot this.”

24.  in Print Production: “The pub says the type's gotta be 16 pt. if it’s knock-out.”

25.  in Editor: “We can always intercut your film with stock.”

26.  in Sound Design: “There’s some stuff that's salvageable."

27.  in Therapy: “We have to stop now.”