Friday, September 3, 2010

Conversations.


There's a trend in New York--I don't know about other cities--where young males fasten their pants below their buttocks.

No, I'm serious.

Even though the original reason for buttocks was to keep your pants up.

Every time I hear that advertising will be replaced by "conversations" people are having about brands, I think about this style of dress.

99% of the world, I don't even want to say good morning to, much less have a conversation. Come to think of it, 99% of the world, seems incapable of having a conversation.

I put my pants on one leg at a time. And I fasten them how people have since mankind started wearing pants.

I don't want to hear from anyone who does otherwise.