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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
A bad poem: "On going to an internal offsite."
Today I have an offsite.
A meeting with all of my peers.
How can we work better together,
Solve problems and have a few beers?
How can we interface and collaborate?
Be supportive, nurturing, kind?
Ground rules: don't check your email and phone.
(I'm sure to go out of my mind.)
Let's join hands and respect one another.
Like bear cubs are soothed by their mother.
I think I'll write more on this later.
But I'd rather shave with a cheese grater.
Posted by george tannenbaum at 7:09 AM
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Sounds like some misguided HR person's idea of fun. Be sure to have a group hug there.
one needs very long arms for group hugs.
Loved that poem. Here's an image for the next one: http://www.flickr.com/photos/modadimagno/2292588146/
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