Saturday, August 14, 2010

Notes from LA.

I flew a wide-body out here.
If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.


Anonymous said...

George, chill man. You're in LA, the land of botox, implants, lipo and whatever.

Get some plastic surgery while youre out there. its all the rage.

Dave Trott said...

If that wasn't Henny Youngman it should've been.

Dave Trott said...

Or Max Miller (the English Henny Youngman):
"My wife's so ugly I'd rather take her with me than kiss her goodbye."

george tannenbaum said...

Dave, it's a George original. Or semi-original. In "Horse Feathers" Groucho is in a canoe with a woman and says "I wanted a flat bottom but the girl in the boat house didn't have one."

Anonymous said...

Groucho (the greatest ever) "Okay leave in a huff. And if that's too soon leave in a minute and a huff.""