Since Covid and the murderous Republican response to it drove us out of our offices in March, 2020, I've calculated I've been on 5,232 Zoom calls.
During those 5,232 calls, I've said only nine things.
Rather than sending me a Zoom invite, I've posted those nine things here.
Next time you need me, choose one or more from the selection below.
I will send you a bill in the morning.